Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wild hair

Okay, I have debated about blogging about this, but I KNOW someone besides me has this issue.

Have you ever been sitting at work, or at home, or anywhere for that matter, and suddenly your rear end starts itching? Like something is tickling you like crazy? You can't scratch, since someone might see and you would be embarrassed. And digging in your pants can be considered unsanitary.

So, you run to the bathroom, rip down your pants and find a foot and a half long hair lodged in the crack of your rear. How did THAT get there???

My sister has really long hair and says she had a problem getting it caught when she goes to the bathroom, but mine is not that long. It is only to the middle of my shoulder blades. All I can think is that sometimes a hair falls out and is stuck on the back of my shirt until it works it's way down to my pants.

LOL! Yes, I have odd problems with my hair. (Oh, the above is NOT a pic of my hair. I only wish it were.) Surely I cannot be the only one that this happens to?!

15 comments:

Callista said...

lol that happens to me too!!

Pam said...

And I thought just having frizzy hair was bad! lol

Frances said...

Callista, I am so glad to hear that I am not the only one!!

Frances said...

Pam, I think frizzy hair is worse. It is easier to remove a wild hair than to tame the frizzies. LOL!

Jules @ Lovely Las Vegas said...

That is uber-hilarious, Francis. Especially because I've never heard anyone mention it, but it does happen to me on occassion!!!

A.Marie said...

And I thought that only Sonya Ann had the ability to totally crack me up at 5:45 in the morning!! I was wrong! What a funny post!

Years ago, when I was working as a lowly dietary aid in a hospital, there was tons of remodeling going on in the kitchen area and right before tray line started, I had this awful itching sensation at the waist of my skirt. I finally ran to the bathroom, ripped the stupid thing down, and guess what was stuck to my skin? Some kind of strange bug! It was horrible! Because of all the construction going on, the bug must have decided that he didn't like the noise, waltzed right up my skirt, and decided to take a little nap. UGH!

I'd rather it had been a hair! HA! :)

Frances said...

Well, Jules, I thought long and hard about posting about this, but I KNEW I could not be the only sufferer.

A.Marie, I would rather have a hair than a bug anytime! I'm glad it didn't bite you!

Together We Save said...

You are so funny! I guess it happens to everyone. I can just see my boss now if I scratched all my itches.

Frances said...

Hi, Together We Save! I know what you mean. I work for a man who gets embarrassed when I mention Menopause. I can't imagine what he would do if I started scratching my rear!

Debbie said...

You do crack me up! I don't know that I have ever discussed by butt crack with anyone before. Must be why I love blogging!

Frances said...

Debbie, I have only discussed my butt with my sisters. But we discuss EVERYTHING. I have been particularly itchy this week, so just had to share. LOL!

SonyaAnn said...

You are so funny at least it is not growing on your rear!! Could you image having to care for butt hair that was over a foot long. Maybe we could braid it or perm it!
I LOVE you!!!!

Frances said...

Oh, SonyaAnn, you are so silly! If I had a hairy rear, I certainly would not blog about it.

Love you back...glad you are home!

SonyaAnn said...

I would blog about my hairy rear! How fun would that be!!!

Frances said...

LOL! You would, too!