My flat tire
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the 401. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of mycar facing oncoming traffic..
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing downlooking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before the Windsor police pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by theroad?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"
(Okay, so this wasn't really my story...but I wish it were! LOL!)