Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I couldn't help it....

My flat tire

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the 401. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of mycar facing oncoming traffic..

They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing downlooking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before the Windsor police pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by theroad?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"

(Okay, so this wasn't really my story...but I wish it were! LOL!)


Anonymous said...

Naughty girl!

Frances said...

But I want some of those emergency flashers for my car!!

Heather said...

TOO FUNNY!!! I want a pair of my own but the hubs might not allow it.

Helene said...

How did I miss this story???

Frances said...

I guess our hubbys would be happy if we got them their own flashers. LOL!

Oh, Helene, I didn't know if anyone would read it, but I had to share since I thought is was such a funny story.

Boondock Ma (Kim's Mom) said...

Oh dear. My children want to know what I'm laughing about!

Frances said...

Ummmmm...don't tell the kids. LOL!