Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom



Annie Jones said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Callista said...

i snorted into my soup when i read this LOL

Helene said...

I love it. Especially since my son says he and his high school friend he recently connected with are "just friends." One night they were sitting on the sofa watching tv holding hands under the blanket-it moved while I was talking to them. He said "but mom, if I date her you won't like her anymore!"

Frances said...

This made me LOL, too. I am so glad it brought some laughter to you guys!

Anonymous said...

I love it!!! Thank you for sharing and we moms are the smartest bunch out there!

Frances said...

Moms are pretty smart!!