For thinking your job is so important that you have to come to work sick.
Thank you for coughing all day and not bothering to expel your germs into a tissue.
Thank you for making me waste a day of PTO on staying home sick.
Yes, Mr. Co-worker, my job is less important than yours. When I am sick, I do not feel the need to expose everyone in the office to my germs. I love to share, but not things that suck like colds and sore throats.
I hope you feel better today, because I sure don't.
(Rant over, my dear bloggy friends.)